Thursday, July 9, 2009

You Live Alone: Obey the Rules

Welcome to Living Alone: Rules!

About Me: I had lived amongst others for 21 years. Then I lived alone for 1. During this 1 year of solitude I learned all the rules you must obey.

The Rules:
1. Living Alone Rules!
2. You Must Do Any And Everything You Can To Trick Someone Into Living With You.
3. Don't Die Alone!

Examples of The Rules:
1. I'm Naked all the time!
2. I'm so Lonely.
3. Don't Try to Eat a Plum in one Bite!

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